I've been gathering pictorial evidence of a low-level plot that my family has concocted. I don't know what the end game is yet, but I'm pretty sure it involves me losing my mental faculties. The alternate title for this blog is, "
This is the stuff you miss when you're at work," which is really a love-letter from all stay-at-home parents to their working partners.
Example 1:
And yes, the cans are half-empty, not half-full. Don't judge me, it's been that kind of week.
Example 2:
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Or break my own neck, which negatively impacts you
because I will be unable to fetch your snacks. |
Example 3:
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| Because, why? Is the castrated mud man they belong to coming back to get them? |
Example 4:
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| Also, popcorn. |
Example 5:
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Example 7:
They can't say they weren't warned.
Take heart in the fact that the same is going on over here. The tp roll struck me particularly funny, because I would bet a large sum of money that I am the only one in my house who has ever actually changed a roll. And setting a new roll on top of the empty roll/holder does not count! Can I hear an "Amen!"?
ReplyDeleteYes, ma'am. Amen. A related plague afflicts my house. I am the only one capable of dispersing rolls of toilet paper from Central Command (the upstairs linen closet), 2-3 rolls at a time, to the various water closets in the house.
DeleteAmen from here, too! I think the K may change the rolls and, surprisingly, the Baby. So there is an upside to her being the most OCD of the children.
DeleteI bought a double roll holder for our master in hopes that there would be at least one roll available. Nope. I had to replace both rolls this morning with not even a square to spare. MB is pretty OCD about TP. He likes it to roll off the top and will in fact change it if I put it on the wrong way. I don't get the shoe thing either. Every person in this household has ample space in his cubbie for shoes. WTF? Oh, and I stepped in dog shit this morning getting trash together to put on the curb, which is not my job. I try really hard not to feel resentful, but I do.
ReplyDeleteGood thing school started today. Sounds like you were on the verge.