Evidence That My Family is Trying to Drive me Insane

I've been gathering pictorial evidence of a low-level plot that my family has concocted. I don't know what the end game is yet, but I'm pretty sure it involves me losing my mental faculties. The alternate title for this blog is, "This is the stuff you miss when you're at work," which is really a love-letter from all stay-at-home parents to their working partners.

Example 1:

 And yes, the cans are half-empty, not half-full. Don't judge me, it's been that kind of week.