Profane Sorority Girl Strikes Again

Have you all seen this letter in which a very angry member of Delta Gamma sorority at the University of Maryland browbeats her sisters for their behavior during Greek Week, and specifically for being "fucking awkward" and "so fucking boring" in their interactions with guys in Sigma Nu fraternity? If reading isn't your thing, check out a dramatic reading of said letter by Michael Shannon on Funny or Die. Be warned that if profanity (and lots of it) offends you in any way, you should avoid reading the letter, watching the dramatic reading, and probably reading the rest of this post. If you're ready, tie yourself to whatever chair you're sitting on because this blog post is going to be a rough fucking ride.

It turns out that this isn't the first time that Becca (Gawker changed her name to Julia to protect her identity, but then Funny or Die outed her) wrote a poison pen letter to a group of girls. No, you see, years ago Becca was in the Girl Scouts...