1090 - Calories in the Taco Mac kids corn puppies consumed by the Boy on Friday night.
0 - Actual puppies in the Taco Mac kids corn puppies (probably).
3 - Stuffed animals the Boy won playing the claw grab-it game at Taco Mac.
9 - Dollars spent on the claw grab-it game before "winning" the stuffed animals.
7 - The probable age of the child laborer who made the stuffed animals.
19 - Hours before one of the stuffed animals needed to have its stitched nose surgically replaced by a button.
9 - Hours of I slept on Friday night.
8.75 - Hours per night that a world class athlete sleeps.
23 - Hours per week that a world class athlete trains.
6 - Hours per week that I drag my tired ass out of bed to jump around our family room while Jillian or Jackie or Amy yells at me so that I can continue to stuff myself with Nutella each day.
