1090 - Calories in the Taco Mac kids corn puppies consumed by the Boy on Friday night.
0 - Actual puppies in the Taco Mac kids corn puppies (probably).
3 - Stuffed animals the Boy won playing the claw grab-it game at Taco Mac.
9 - Dollars spent on the claw grab-it game before "winning" the stuffed animals.
7 - The probable age of the child laborer who made the stuffed animals.
19 - Hours before one of the stuffed animals needed to have its stitched nose surgically replaced by a button.
9 - Hours of I slept on Friday night.
8.75 - Hours per night that a world class athlete sleeps.
23 - Hours per week that a world class athlete trains.
6 - Hours per week that I drag my tired ass out of bed to jump around our family room while Jillian or Jackie or Amy yells at me so that I can continue to stuff myself with Nutella each day.
2 - Cars washed on Saturday morning.
40 - Dollars saved by washing the cars ourselves.
47 - Rags used to wash and dry the cars.
5000 - The approximate gallons of water used to wash the cars.
2 - Extra loads of wash generated by washing the cars.
0 - Dollar net gain when you consider the cost of the energy and water used in washing the cars ourselves.
4 - Michigan fans in full regalia almost hit by a truck while jaywalking in Decatur on Saturday afternoon.
3 - Street acts at Decatur's Sidewalk Saturday.
12 - Times the Boy said, "can we leave?" while we watched the drummers at Sidewalk Saturday.
1 - Hour spent playing at the park after we got tired of the Boy's complaining.
8 - Times the Boy said, "can we leave?" while we were at the park.
2 - Dollars spent on a bottle of ketchup at the sketchy convenience store near Cakes & Ale for the Boy to put on his fried chicken tacos at Taqueria del Sol.
1 - Beer consumed by me at Taqueria de Sol.
420 - As in Sweetwater 420.
5.4 - Percent of alcohol in a Sweetwater 420.
1 - Number of beers I can drink and still drive. Next step down: Wine coolers. Next step after that: Tablespoon of vanilla extract.
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72 - Points scored by Louisville to beat Wichita State in the first Final Four game.
61 - Points scored by Michigan to beat Syracuse in the second Final Four game.
7 - Number of times the K asked, "that kid's in college???" while we watched the games.
1691 - The pollen count on Sunday in Atlanta.
12 - Gallons of eye drops used by the Girl because of her allergies.
5 - Episodes of Fetch! With Ruff Ruffman viewed on Sunday morning.
27 - Approximate number of snacks I fetched for children over the weekend.
38 - Approximate number of drinks I fetched for the children.
4 - Boxes of YoKids Stonyfield Squeezers consumed in two days.
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2 - Hours spent turning the jump rope for the Baby while she jumped.
9 - The Baby's record for consecutive jumps.
3 - Hours wasted playing Akinator with the Baby.
5 - Number of times Akinator correctly guessed that we were thinking of Doc McStuffins.
1.5 - Hours of soccer played by the Girl on Sunday afternoon.
3 - Hours of recovery needed from playing soccer.
7 - Times my ears bled while overhearing the Girl and the Baby watching Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel.
5 - Times I shouted, "it's time for bed," before anyone responded.
4 - Times the Boy tackled one of his sisters during the Tea Party Game.
0 - Mentions of the word "tackle" in the rules to the Tea Party Game.
4 - Eye injuries over the last three days.
5 - Times the Baby said, "I love you too much, Mommy. I never let you leave me," when I was trying to put her to bed.
4 - Times I fell for it.
45 - Minutes spent cleaning up the house after putting the children to bed.
3 - Level of current cleanliness of house on a 10-point scale, even after spending 45 minutes cleaning.
168 - Hours remaining of Spring Break.