|Because when I look at my bellybutton, I too, think cat anus|
Happy Place had a series this week of absurd cake decorations and inscriptions, which is funny and you should check out. One of the cakes was this one:
Yes, that is a uterus and some ovaries. I was repulsed and fascinated and then I started thinking how gross it would be to eat any cake shaped like an organ. And then I started thinking about how we eat heart-shaped things all the time. I pointed this out to the K and he argued that they were all stylized so that they didn't look like an actual human heart. So then I decided to find some cakes that really look like organs:
|Perfect for any occasion involving nephrology|
|For your zombie apocalypse party|
|This is the least creepy, somehow. Maybe it's the pacemaker.|
Dad's Take on Occum's Razor
Moving on to something less gross. Remember my mention of Occum's razor? Well, Dad sent me this email:
Well then. You see now how I turned out to be someone who finds pictures of cakes shaped like vital organs to be funny?
The Publix Product Arranger is a Parent
|My kind of product placement|
Those are earplugs, conveniently located right near all the diapers and other baby supplies at my local Publix. What is your subtle message, Publix store organizer? Could it be that babies are screaming poop machines? Also, apparently the placement works because this was the very last box of earplugs.
Our former babysitter just got a teaching job in a town north of Atlanta called Doraville. This prompted the following exchange with the Girl:
Me: Tara got a job in Doraville.
Girl: Does everyone in Doraville have really big heads?
Me: Uhhhhh. What?
Girl: Because, you know, Dora the Explorer has that really big head, so I bet everyone in Doraville has really big heads.
Bad PoetryFinally, I leave you with a poem by the Boy:
It's My Birthday
It's my birthday
And I got robots.
And my foot
Smells like pork chops.
Well, there you all have it! Cut yourself a slice of a lung-shaped cake and enjoy the weekend!